A Blog Where We Tell Cute Animals What's What
A down on his luck squirrel has caused chaos in his local supermarket by attempting to pay for an entire winter’s supply of nuts using coupons and food stamps. The penniless rodent nonchalantly filled his trolley with top of the range produce, including premium macadamia, brazil and pecan nuts, before revealing at the checkout that…
Seriously pal, this isn’t a joke. Maybe you think you’re being cute, maybe you genuinely think you’re an angel. I honestly don’t care about your mental state. I’ll say this one time and one time only, and then this is gonna get nasty. GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHRISTMAS TREE! Pick the pine needles out…
A workshy, good for nothing shire horse has proved to everyone he will stop at nothing to get out of manual labour. For the last few years, Anna, who lives in Cheshire in the UK, has been well known as the laziest fucker on the entire farm. Whether it’s pulling carts, ploughs or barges on…
Horrified commuters in Manchester, UK watched as a pygmy goat tried to board a tram into the city centre WITHOUT BUYING A FUCKING TICKET! In what was described as one of the most blatant cases of fare dodging in recent years, the goat wandered straight past the ticket machines and took its place on the…
You know what Kangaroo? Nobody likes a showoff. OK I get it, you’re proud of your junk. You live in a giant desert. You have no qualifications, no job, no friends and no social life to speak of. But you don’t think any of that matters, because you’re equipped with a huge weapon. It even…
If you’re born a penguin, then walking slowly on ice is pretty much your entire life. It’s all you do, day in, day out. So the very least the rest of us can expect is for you to be good at it. When you can’t even get that right, there’s not much hope for you…
In an age where “upskirting” has become a criminal offence, this nudibranch is trying to reverse the trend and give everyone an eyeful whether they want it or not. She’s definitely not shy, in fact she seems to think she’s Marilyn Monroe. Over the last few weeks she’s been caught wandering round the sea bed…
Fate can be cruel sometimes. But don’t fucking take it out on me. You sit there and give me that considered, thoughtful look as if you are appraising me. But you should check the mirror my friend. For it is you, and not I, who is part of a species whose butt looks exactly the…
Happy fifth anniversary, you crazy son of a bitch. Never going to change our minds on this matter, no matter how much you beg. In fact, as time goes by it only serves to strengthen my resolve. As the new year approaches, efforts will be redoubled. So watch this space…
Right then. I can see you’re a baby bat. Or at least you claim to be. It’s quite hard to tell to be honest, unless you unfurl some leathery wings. And I’d actually rather you didn’t, so let’s just take your word on that. As for being cute, well that’s a matter of opinion. Granted,…