A Blog Where We Tell Cute Animals What's What
In an age where “upskirting” has become a criminal offence, this nudibranch is trying to reverse the trend and give everyone an eyeful whether they want it or not. She’s definitely not shy, in fact she seems to think she’s Marilyn Monroe. Over the last few weeks she’s been caught wandering round the sea bed…
Seals seem to genuinely believe their own hype. As a species, they’ve seemingly decided that they’re so cute, and everyone knows it, that they can literally get away with FUCKING MURDER. And the target of their murderous rampage? The cuddly, innocent Emperor Penguin no less! As someone who is well known for their love and…
This is just ridiculous. These things just have absolutely no right to exist whatsoever. Get yourselves back to the drawing board and start again. Come back when you have an appearance that looks even slightly fucking credible, and we’ll talk some more. You might finally put the whole intelligent design argument to rest. (Does anyone…