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cat who thinks he is Mr T

I Can’t Tell If You’re Doing That Ironically

Posted on August 31, 2009March 23, 2019 by FU Penguin

Cats are well known for their bad attitude, but it’s normally an aloof, self-righteous one. That can be understood, if not condoned. Not this time though. This time they have gone too damn far. Cat, you seriously expect us to believe you’re some sort of bad boy? A mean dude from a tough ‘hood who…

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Baudet Donkey

Start Fucking, Donkey

Posted on March 16, 2009March 23, 2019 by FU Penguin

Well even by my standards, that’s one hairy ass! Meet the “baudet de poitou,” a donkey with an exotic French name, which I begrudgingly accept it’s entitled to, since it is actually from France. Despite its Gaelic charm, it seems to be struggling to survive because it refuses to breed. Their owners have tried everything….

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This handout photo taken January 28, 2009 in Seoul shows two puppies cloned through fat stem cells from a Beagle donor. A South Korean bio-engineering company claimed a world first, saying it has successfully cloned dogs using stem cells derived from fat tissue. RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE AFP PHOTO/HO/RNL Bio (Photo credit should read STR/AFP/Getty Images)

South Korea real Korean threat to Humanity

Posted on February 12, 2009March 20, 2019 by FU Penguin

What the hell, South Korea? You guys seem so awesome, what with your delicious food, nice electronics, and live octopus eating. You are like Japan but without the creepy porn (I mean this in a good way). So what are you trying to pull here? Are you seriously telling me one of those puppies isn’t…

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