Category: Penguin

If you’re born a penguin, then walking slowly on ice is pretty much your entire life. It’s all you do, day in, day out. So the very least the rest of us can expect is for you to be good at it. When you can’t even get that right, there’s not much hope for you…

Happy fifth anniversary, you crazy son of a bitch. Never going to change our minds on this matter, no matter how much you beg. In fact, as time goes by it only serves to strengthen my resolve. As the new year approaches, efforts will be redoubled. So watch this space…