Category: Random Shit

A down on his luck squirrel has caused chaos in his local supermarket by attempting to pay for an entire winter’s supply of nuts using coupons and food stamps. The penniless rodent nonchalantly filled his trolley with top of the range produce, including premium macadamia, brazil and pecan nuts, before revealing at the checkout that…

Seriously pal, this isn’t a joke. Maybe you think you’re being cute, maybe you genuinely think you’re an angel. I honestly don’t care about your mental state. I’ll say this one time and one time only, and then this is gonna get nasty. GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHRISTMAS TREE! Pick the pine needles out…

You know what Kangaroo? Nobody likes a showoff. OK I get it, you’re proud of your junk. You live in a giant desert. You have no qualifications, no job, no friends and no social life to speak of. But you don’t think any of that matters, because you’re equipped with a huge weapon. It even…

This cocky little fucker thinks he’s something special. Looks like he wants a piece of me. I’d done nothing to provoke him. NOTHING. I didn’t even know his species existed up until now. But he still came up and decided to get right in my face. Well know this you little bastard. I don’t back…

Australia really is a weird place. Not the people, but some of the other shit that lives there, it just looks made up to me. Take the Bilby for example. Now to you and I, this is a rat with cardboard stick on ears, and a tiny dick for a nose. If such a species…

Back when photobombing was a relatively new phenomenon, a small, goofy rodent and a couple of larger, goofier tourists combined to help make it a thing. It should not have become a thing. I’ve generally let the internet off with a warning when it comes to distributing cute animal pictures. But I want you to…

Authorities in riverbanks across the country have come together to announce a clampdown on otter moms panhandling with their babies. This comes as a relief as I have a personal interest in seeing this problem eradicated. As I strolled down the bridleway last week, I was horrified to find an otter mom blocking my path….

I just want you people to drink in this world-class douchebag known as the Tibetan Fox. Have you ever seen such a holier-than-thou fucking look on a non-dolphin before? I’m not one for slapping foxes, as I generally think they know what they’ve done, but this one really has that look, like the asshole boyfriend…

This was probably one of the more heinous koala based crimes of the 2000s, and as such it bears (no pun intended) repetition on v2.0 of this blog. This fuzzy little critter caused a minor internet sensation, and had his photos circulated around the globe. And for what? Because he had the damn audacity to…

I can tell you have some kind of grand scheme up your sleeve, Beaver, or you would if you were wearing a shirt (if you put on a goddamn shirt, I’m going to fucking go apeshit on you). I haven’t figured out what it is you’re planning yet, but beavers don’t just go around tapping…