Right then. I can see you’re a baby bat. Or at least you claim to be. It’s quite hard to tell to be honest, unless you unfurl some leathery wings. And I’d actually rather you didn’t, so let’s just take your word on that. As for being cute, well that’s a matter of opinion. Granted,…
Category: Birds
Jaded Hipster Owls Think They’ve Seen It All
Owls are conceited little shits at the best of times. The self appointed symbols of wisdom seem to believe they’re above everyone else. But I have just one question for them? If you’re so fucking smart, why do you live in a tree and eat a diet of shrews? Not exactly gourmet is it lads?…
What a Blue-Footed Sleaze
First I thought this was an ornament. Then when someone told me it was real, I thought blue-footed booby was just doing a cute little dance, which is bad enough (personally, I can dance fucking circles around this loser, and if he doubts that just for one second, he can serve me any time). But…