Seriously pal, this isn’t a joke. Maybe you think you’re being cute, maybe you genuinely think you’re an angel. I honestly don’t care about your mental state.
I’ll say this one time and one time only, and then this is gonna get nasty. GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHRISTMAS TREE! Pick the pine needles out of your ass, leave my house and never return.
I hope I’ve made myself clear, but just in case you think I’m joking – I’m not. When it comes to furry animals, this is not the season of goodwill. I will kick your ass all the way back to the Eucalyptus forest if you’re not gone in the next 5 minutes.
Your call big guy.
Oh and if you’ve eaten any of my chocolates, I’ll know.