If you’re born a penguin, then walking slowly on ice is pretty much your entire life. It’s all you do, day in, day out.
So the very least the rest of us can expect is for you to be good at it. When you can’t even get that right, there’s not much hope for you is there?
It’s a sorry state of affairs when you attempt the slow waddle in which you specialise, and still end up flat on your feathery backside. Especially when like ALL your friends, peers and tribesfolk are right there behind you watching. Plus some guy with a camera of course. You can’t get away with any misdemeanour these days without it ending up on Youtube.
But if you’re expecting any sympathy, then you are very much in the wrong place.
This applies to ANY man, woman, child or creature – whether they try to be cute or otherwise. The universal truth is this: if you fall over, it’s funny.
Now without further delay, let’s all laugh at this fella…