A Blog Where We Tell Cute Animals What's What
Horrified commuters in Manchester, UK watched as a pygmy goat tried to board a tram into the city centre WITHOUT BUYING A FUCKING TICKET! In what was described as one of the most blatant cases of fare dodging in recent years, the goat wandered straight past the ticket machines and took its place on the…
You know what Kangaroo? Nobody likes a showoff. OK I get it, you’re proud of your junk. You live in a giant desert. You have no qualifications, no job, no friends and no social life to speak of. But you don’t think any of that matters, because you’re equipped with a huge weapon. It even…
If you’re born a penguin, then walking slowly on ice is pretty much your entire life. It’s all you do, day in, day out. So the very least the rest of us can expect is for you to be good at it. When you can’t even get that right, there’s not much hope for you…