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The Marilyn Monroe Of Sea Slugs

Posted on February 25, 2019March 25, 2019 by FU Penguin

In an age where “upskirting” has become a criminal offence, this nudibranch is trying to reverse the trend and give everyone an eyeful whether they want it or not.

She’s definitely not shy, in fact she seems to think she’s Marilyn Monroe. Over the last few weeks she’s been caught wandering round the sea bed exposing herself to other sea slugs in an attempt to recreate the famous flying skirt photos.

The little harlot is not exactly wearing a skirt that the vicar would approve of anyway, but she seems determined to take it one step further, deliberately standing where she knows the current is strongest. If the George Michael molluscs tried that they’d be locked away for indecent exposure.

Obviously her dreams of a career in Hollywood haven’t reached fulfilment, so this is one last desperate attempt to get herself noticed. Well missy, it wont work! OK so you’ve now been featured here on FUP but mark my words, that’s as famous as you’re ever going to get. And if that leads to a film career in anything other than the lowest budget B-movies then I’ll be the first to congratulate you. More likely it’ll just get you eaten by a turtle.

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