Fate can be cruel sometimes. But don’t fucking take it out on me.
You sit there and give me that considered, thoughtful look as if you are appraising me. But you should check the mirror my friend. For it is you, and not I, who is part of a species whose butt looks exactly the same as their face.
It might be an idea to give that some thought before you sit there passing judgement on other people.
Oh, and don’t think that sitting on it will make the problem go away. We all know what’s under there anyway, so it’s no good denying it.
Plus eventually you’re going to need a shit. So you’ll have to get up. Because even though they look the same, you can’t use your face for that.
OK then, fine. Have it your own way. We can wait all day if we have to.
It’s your own time you’re wasting…….
Ha! There, told you so.
Imagine a just and noble creator who made your entire species look like the members of the human centipede after they’d just been surgically separated. Just because it was funny.
Maybe he thinks it’s just the rest of his tribe that have arse-faces, and he’s actually the handsome one.
Time to dispel that myth and get the guy a mirror….