Seals seem to genuinely believe their own hype. As a species, they’ve seemingly decided that they’re so cute, and everyone knows it, that they can literally get away with FUCKING MURDER.
And the target of their murderous rampage? The cuddly, innocent Emperor Penguin no less! As someone who is well known for their love and compassion towards all penguins, it’s obviously very distressing to see senseless violence like this.
So don’t be fooled by the way these seals behave in front of the camera. Whether it’s hugging the toy versions of themselves, or rolling around on their fat, lardy, barrel shaped asses, just remember it’s all an act. They’re playing you, and I’m here to make sure you don’t fall for it.
Leopard seals are the worst of the lot. They are NOT cute. They are calculated, pre-meditated, vicious killers. The sooner their entire species is brought to justice, the happier I’ll be.
Also, don’t be fooled into believing that they’re resorting to violence due to their own mistreatment. These guys don’t come from broken homes, they’ve had it easy. No, they only kill because they want to.
But in the meantime, I have a contact in the Orca community who owes me a favour. Now might be the time to call it in.