Skip to content

Fuck You, Penguin

A Blog Where We Tell Cute Animals What's What

Menu
  • Home
  • About
  • Feedback
Menu
an angry hydrax

Let’s fucking do this

Posted on September 16, 2009March 21, 2019 by FU Penguin

This cocky little fucker thinks he’s something special. Looks like he wants a piece of me.

I’d done nothing to provoke him. NOTHING. I didn’t even know his species existed up until now. But he still came up and decided to get right in my face. Well know this you little bastard. I don’t back down that easily. You’re about to make yourself a powerful enemy.

Says here your closest relatives are the elephant and the manatee. Hardly nature’s most feared creatures are they? You never hear anyone say “if I got into a fight, I’d want that manatee on my side.” It also says you come from the Middle East and sub Saharan Africa. Fair enough, that’s a tough neighborhood. But you’re in my manor now buddy, and you’re gonna regret getting aggressive with me.

Oh I see you’re not backing down. You’re showing me your little pointy teeth and thousand yard stare. Right, that does it. I’ve given you every chance to save yourself from a beating, but you just don’t get it do you? Got yourself a bit of a death wish, and I’m only too happy to oblige.

This is on, mofo. Any place, any time. Bring the rest of your pack as well if you like. I’ll take you all on. One at a time or all together, makes no difference to me.

Oh shit – actually your friends look quite handy. They’re pure evil. Maybe I was a bit hasty there. But this isn’t over. I’m getting my chimp relatives and they are bad asses. This ain’t over big guy. Not by a long shot…

More Unacceptable Animals

The People Need To Know - Tell Them NOW:

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Based On The Book

FU Penguin Book

New Stuff

  • Are You Using Coupons To Pay For All That?
  • Get Outta My Tree (But Not Into My Car)
  • Idle Shire Horse Adopts Pony To Get Out Of Work And On To Welfare
  • Fare Dodging Goat Thinks It’s Above The Law
  • Kangaroos Are Nature’s Crotch Stuffers

Recent Comments

  • FU Penguin on Get Outta My Tree (But Not Into My Car)
  • MONICA D. on Get Outta My Tree (But Not Into My Car)
  • FU Penguin on Still “Fuck You” After All These Years
  • penguin on Still “Fuck You” After All These Years

Old Stuff

  • April 2021
  • December 2020
  • November 2020
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • December 2018
  • October 2013
  • October 2009
  • September 2009
  • August 2009
  • June 2009
  • April 2009
  • March 2009
  • February 2009
  • January 2009
  • December 2008
  • November 2008

Categories

  • Birds
  • Farmyard
  • Penguin
  • Pets
  • Primates
  • Random Shit
  • Things That Live In The Sea
© 2023 Fuck You, Penguin | Powered by Minimalist Blog WordPress Theme