This cocky little fucker thinks he’s something special. Looks like he wants a piece of me.
I’d done nothing to provoke him. NOTHING. I didn’t even know his species existed up until now. But he still came up and decided to get right in my face. Well know this you little bastard. I don’t back down that easily. You’re about to make yourself a powerful enemy.
Says here your closest relatives are the elephant and the manatee. Hardly nature’s most feared creatures are they? You never hear anyone say “if I got into a fight, I’d want that manatee on my side.” It also says you come from the Middle East and sub Saharan Africa. Fair enough, that’s a tough neighborhood. But you’re in my manor now buddy, and you’re gonna regret getting aggressive with me.
Oh I see you’re not backing down. You’re showing me your little pointy teeth and thousand yard stare. Right, that does it. I’ve given you every chance to save yourself from a beating, but you just don’t get it do you? Got yourself a bit of a death wish, and I’m only too happy to oblige.
This is on, mofo. Any place, any time. Bring the rest of your pack as well if you like. I’ll take you all on. One at a time or all together, makes no difference to me.
Oh shit – actually your friends look quite handy. They’re pure evil. Maybe I was a bit hasty there. But this isn’t over. I’m getting my chimp relatives and they are bad asses. This ain’t over big guy. Not by a long shot…