Month: September 2009

This cocky little fucker thinks he’s something special. Looks like he wants a piece of me. I’d done nothing to provoke him. NOTHING. I didn’t even know his species existed up until now. But he still came up and decided to get right in my face. Well know this you little bastard. I don’t back…

Australia really is a weird place. Not the people, but some of the other shit that lives there, it just looks made up to me. Take the Bilby for example. Now to you and I, this is a rat with cardboard stick on ears, and a tiny dick for a nose. If such a species…