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Month: September 2009

an angry hydrax

Let’s fucking do this

Posted on September 16, 2009March 21, 2019 by FU Penguin

This cocky little fucker thinks he’s something special. Looks like he wants a piece of me. I’d done nothing to provoke him. NOTHING. I didn’t even know his species existed up until now. But he still came up and decided to get right in my face. Well know this you little bastard. I don’t back…

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bilby

I Guess Any Asshole Gets a Holiday Now

Posted on September 11, 2009March 23, 2019 by FU Penguin

Australia really is a weird place. Not the people, but some of the other shit that lives there, it just looks made up to me. Take the Bilby for example. Now to you and I, this is a rat with cardboard stick on ears, and a tiny dick for a nose. If such a species…

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