Well even by my standards, that’s one hairy ass! Meet the “baudet de poitou,” a donkey with an exotic French name, which I begrudgingly accept it’s entitled to, since it is actually from France.
Despite its Gaelic charm, it seems to be struggling to survive because it refuses to breed. Their owners have tried everything. Mood music, candles, sensual massages. You name it, but they just never seem to want to get jiggy with each other.
To be fair, I’ve not checked whether the one in the picture is a boy or girl donkey. If you wanna look under the hood, be my guest. But if it is a girl, you can probably understand the guy’s reluctance. I’d rather go back to my stable with a box of donkey Kleenex than go anywhere near that.
But at the end of the day, they are fucking French. They should be used to ample body hair, and be able to disregard it and get down to business any time, any place. So I’m laying it on the line for you now, donkeys. START DONKEY-BONING NOW or face extinction. Nobody’s going to do it for you, this one’s on you. Make it happen.